MEET BONNY BROWN
Bonny showed up one day and wanted to rent La Oficina (my personal residence which I don't mind renting out when things get overcrowded). Maybe because I answered the door in my underwear - she decided she needed a little bit more privacy - I just thought it was Ilona dropping off the rent.
Anyway, here she is. When not baking her famous German lettuce pies and/or feeding Fluffy, she is a reviewer for Rockzilla.net - you know what that is right? yeah, me neither.
Bonny's one of those literary types - "I'm a novelist" she goes - up all night clacking away on that damn typewriter with Ole Blue Eyes blaring on the hi-fi - "he's my muse" she says - "yeah right" I says.
Email Bonney and let her know how important it is that she share her creative efforts right here online.
Bonny's sister Holly, "H.B." we call her, has been hanging around lately - what a cut-up, always prancing around in a flimsy negligee - one of these day's I may have to say something to her.
