Welcome Ilona Mifflin!
This urgent message recently received at the Parkerosa:
I want to shack up in that adorable little unit on wheels, the Aero Flite Falcon. Just the thing for the perfect summer vacation when I'm out seeing the sights on the Lincoln Highway. I even brought along a chenille bedspread and a couple of flamingos for the front yard -- hope you don't mind.
Anyone who wants to join me in armchair traveling can head on over to Lincoln Highway Adventures or drop me a line. If necessary, I'll scan a pile of Monopoly money -- enough to pay for an indefinite stay.
Ilona has been causing quite a stir here at the Parkerosa since her arrival. Some of the women have been complaining that Ilona's wardrobe tends to lean toward the skimpy side. I should take this opportunity to state that Ilona is not violating any Parkerosa dress code and we encourage her to lounge in the attire of her choice!